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Mort and the Day Absolutely Nothing of Any Import Happened
A story of Mort the Dairyman referenced several times in the books, but thankfully never transcribed.
It seems ridiculous that this story would be a favorite of almost every character in the books, but keep in mind that in a place where world-shaking events happen three times before lunch it is absolutely fascinating to hear the story of a dairyman out on his daily business without incident. Comforting, really.
It should be noted that the Day Absolutely Nothing of Any Import Happened has become a reference that would be instantly recognizable to all of those in Truly Unsundered Battal.
"Father, please tell me again of the time Mort The Dairyman traveled door to door delivering milk-based wares, and was not beset upon by trolls." - Orphenna Troughberry Book 2
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