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Morton, the Woundsalter

Appears to be made from an enchanted piece of sodium, the advantage of which being that your opponents will always have stinging wounds, and your meals will always be tasty.

Thought to have been destroyed (Licked) by Patois, Sword of A Thousand Tongues during the The Savage Brutality Of The War Men