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Most Epic and Climactic Battle of the War of Unlight

Introduction

The battle to end all battles of the Unlight War, the Most Epic and Climactic Battle of the War of Unlight saw the forces of good triumph against the Vampyre Armies in the year 27,521. Even with the Wand of Unlight, Vhadxi and Mo-pi could not stop The Army of Elves and Allies from advancing on The Clockwork Fortress. Eventually, both Vhadxi and Mo-pi are killed in a most epic fashion.

Details and Events

Note: the following scenes are so epic they must be absorbed in point form. Epic, I tell you!

• Tuck Nutgather, Regent of the Dim Elves, advances beyond the front lines of The Reunified Elfish Council of Elven Factions army, only to be saved by the suicidal rescue effort of the three remaining Falconriders.

• The Twelve Twisted Evil had crafted 10,000 Fell Blades for the Vampyre armies. Instead of wielding these blades, the vampyres used composite longbows designed for Giants to fire a hailstorm of sword-rain upon the brave men of Goldimaris Irregulars, who were all mutilated beyond recognition, and then promptly totally obliterated by the Elemenchasm (see below) in a 10,000 giant-tall cloud of blood and Unlight shaped like a screaming vampyre skull. Now that's cool.

• Gilbert Bumflare fights one-on-one with Mo-pi within the rotating clockwork of The Clockwork Fortress. Mo-pi wields the Wand of Unlight with alarming skill, as Mo-pi assumed that the wand would just kill any Elemenstor he pointed it at. Bumflare wields The Greatstaff of Burning against him, leading to epic, cataclysmic clashes of Fire Elemenstation and Unlight, the power of which destabalise their local Timenes causing the rotating cogs they duel upon the spin faster and faster. Eventually Bumflare knocks Mo-pi into the teeth of an accelerated vertical cog, and Mo-pi is thrown out of the side of The Clockwork Fortress into the fray of the battle raging outside, while Gilbert sets off in search of Vhadxi.

• The cogs and beams of The Clockwork Fortress begin to bend and warp under the weight of all the Elements filling the voidspace that the DreamSpire had previously used as a medium for invading the dreams of its prisoners. As the cogs and gears burst out of the walls, and roll/fly out into the dark Unlight that is permeating around the fortress, all the nightmares and half remembered fragments from the outer planes that the DreamSpire had ever been a medium for shoot upwards into the sky, filling the blood-smoke clouds that had amassed about the tower with all howling spirit faces that had ever been, and their enormous, dream-proportioned Famous Weapons.

• The Wand of Unlight falls out of Mo-pi's hand as he flies out through the thick sides of the fortress, and the other three Grand Elemenstors fire beams of pure Elementation at it, just as Vhadxi fires a beam of his own amatuerish yet extremely powerful Elemenstation from the spire of The Clockwork Fortress. The streams cross just as the volume of pervading Unlight in the atmosphere reaches its critical point, and a huge Elemenchasm rips open, swallowing bodies of the dead and living within a raging tempest containing every element that had ever existed, or would exist, if it wasn't already being thrown around in large amounts in this particular battle.

Notes

• Quailheart never gets to the battle. It is assumed he is getting it on with a hot elf.

• Ablongox the Particularly Unusually Long Lived throws a throwing axe, which bounces among the heads of 1000 Vampyre footmen, killing them all instantly. It is alledged Albongox and S'yrf'yl the Immortal have some kind of inhumane killing-count competition, which drives their battle-feats to even more epic proportions.

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