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Noodlenia

A very tiny sub-continent about the size of a large island that exists within a pocket dimension created inside of Chester Drawers, at the behest of Penne, a duck-billed platypus diety. Noodlenia is very small, and looks suspiciously like the US state of Washington.

Although Dwarves, Quilp, Djinn, Eagles, minotaur, Tribbits, K'thians, centaurs, and even Men exist in small populations in the tiny world, the primary intelligent race is comprised of sentient Creatures, capable of speech. The most prominent of these being elephants, bears, squirrels, and platypuses.

Because of the unique nature of the races, Noodlenia is sparsely populated, and only five towns exist in the entire minature universe. The five towns are Bearville, Eltease, Siege Perilous, Squirrelford, and Platypuston, and each is primarily populated by one of the prime creature races. Even for a tiny realm, it is occasionally decribed as "A little on the empty side". Critics are often rebuked by the explanation that having a bunch of animals with no ability to clean up after their own waste mingle in tight quarters is not the best of ideas.

Noodlenia is also interesting because the world is not a globe, but is rather arranged in the shape of a cylinder, to better reflect the pasta origins of the country.

The most important landmarks include the Columbine River, which winds throughout the entire land. The capital is Siege Perilous. The largest city is Eltease, notable for its "Spurneedle" landmark. The landscape is mostly covered in forest. One forest, Bigwood, is particularly noted, much to everyone's chagrine.

When asked why anyone would create a tiny country within a piece of furniture, Penne answered truthfully: "I wanted to convert some kids to my religion", after which he proceeded to immoliate the questioner with bolts of pure garlic energy.