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Oak vs Pine

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Oak vs Pine

 

A hilarious story of eight furniliars trapped in Battal's only box-canyon. Created using Farcry's game engine by Chickenlips Studios. As implied by the title, it features 4 furniliars on each team (oak and pine) attempting to defeat the other team. However, none of them wish to fight, and often try to avoid each other as much as possible.

 

Quotes:

 

 

Sofa: What in the Sam Hell is an Ottoman?

Trunker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team burning.

Sitton: Sofa, we need to get Beanbag airlifted out of here!

Sofa: Could you put that in my drawer and entitle it "Shit I Already Know"?

Sheileth: Now that you've mastered driving the HORSE, let's move on to some of the safety features.

Cabinet: No! No, wait! Go back! Why are there eight stirrups if there are only four directions?

Cabinet: (Chair has deliberately smashed Cabinet in the leg) Rest in peace, leg...

O'Shiney: YOU SHALL BE AVENGED.

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