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Plain Hammerlings

Denizens of the Nearly Flat Mountains of Urgel, this ordinary army was raised from the peasantry of Urgel by the first Hammer Baron King Gurryn the Dull who famously said "I'll have to flatten these Nearly Flat Mountains; they're obstructing my view of the Ocean." He then inhaled deeply of his homemade Hazeweed blunt and when on to say, "What we need is like, a whole bunch of righteous folk" - and here he paused to exhale - "to like, Hammer my vision across the land!" For most other people this would be nothing but a pipe dream but when you're the Hammer Baron, things inevitably happen.

Feats of the Plain Hammerlings

• Universally despised by their neighbours for their constant hammering
• Battled against the Rhaja Lord in the Great Battle of Great Unificationess
• Destroyed in the very brief Hammer Wars by Haul and the last of the Hammer Lords