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Quilpboi

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Quilpboi

 

Alignment

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Domains

  • The Quiet Life
  • Acceptance of One's Lot in Life
  • Quills
  • Politeness

 

Other Names

  • Great Son of the Great Mother of the Quilp

 

Known Relations

 

Description

One of the deities of Quilpism, Quilpboi is the Quilp son of the great Quilpma, mother of the Quilp and noted hater of cows, and Quilpda, father of the Quilp and all-around good fella. Quilpboi was born fully grown and intelligent, and, unfortunately for his mother, even quill-ier than normal. Upon witnessing his species' penchant for massacring cows, he politely requested that they limit their cow-slaughter to a somewhat managable pace so that they can have a consistant number of cows to slaughter. Despite his impressive pedigree and godly outward appearance, Quilpboi has little of his mother's heft and has been largely ignored.

 

Quilpboi dwells among his people even now. He runs Quilpin, a small inn that serves a decent cup of tea and Pearcicle Fruit Pies. Annoying and sometimes even dangerous religious nuts are sometimes sent to Quilpboi's inn to meet what they believe to be a mighty god, only to learn from the source that a god, even one with glorious powers that could lay waste to the world in a heartbeat, has no real power if nobody reveres him. This lesson is, of course, subjective as all hell.

 

As a person, Quilpboi is quiet, humble and stoic, and only really heard of when his relatives are talked about. He believes strongly in tactful conversation and negotiations, especially with his viciously nosy and bossy aunt Quilpa, who believes he should use his powers for acts of control and vengeance - in other words, to be a real god. Quilpboi also gets along very well with his father, Quilpda.

 

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