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Refound Factions of the Lost Factions of the Unknown Misgivings Trilogy

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Refound Factions of the Lost Factions of the Unknown Misgivings Trilogy

 

These tomes were penned by an unknown author long before the likes of Lord Kinlo were even born. Admittedly some have voiced the theory that Kinlo is some kind of elemental deity or even just a metaphor for the Wutel being so warlike and crabby; thus, some believe that the novel itself is some kind of semi-divine product or an entirely intangible parable alluding to the dangers of following a freakishly tall person with a grudge against a set of beings that didn't actually exist within his lifespan.

 

Despite this, many historians claimed to have found and read it- although it appears to have been written in Da, a language so old that few remember it- and have summarised its content. It deals with one of the Thousand Prophecies of Halodathja, but this is arguably his most famous: that the destroyer of The Wizbits would be abducted by a time-travelling entity and stranded in the past, so that he might fail in his attempt to murder them. This might also explain the strange disappearance and reappearance and disappearance of the book itself, which may have been inexorably tied to the same flux line of space time.

 

Others have read the exact same book, claiming that it was in fact written in Ancient Ponderous Latosh, and that it translates into one sentence: "Kinlo was a seer, and believed he was so powerful that he could survive long enough to face the Wizbits in mortal combat, triumphing alongside his newfound followers". This theory, however, does not explain how they could have slighted his family line- especially if he truly was the avatar of a quasi-demonic trans-dimensional magic... thing.

 

Interestingly, the Ponderous Latosh are thought to be ancestors of the Wutel, and Halodathja himself was a friend of the Cohoris chieftans for many ages. The conspiracy deepens....

 

It should be noted that the release of the "real" RFofLFotUM Trilogy as additions to the much lauded fantasy series is a widely anticipated fan event: but it is unknown as to what theory will be championed when they appear on store shelves some time next year. Some speculate that they will be a fantastic mixture of encylcopaedia and adventure novella, satisfying even the most rabid Kinloboy.

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