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Remaindering Hat
Oringally the hat of Grand Elemenstor Raffleston, the Remaindering Hat is a Famous Hat used at The Institute Of Accoutermentia that magikally divines to which of the four school houses — Gilgamar, Schmelgabel, Raffleston, Slobodan — a Freshman student is to be distributed. The disturbingly anthropomorphic hat opens its misplaced maw once a year to utter the thundering proclamation:
If thye heart be goode and true
Gilgamar's the house for youe!
All ye with weightes too highe to tell
Get thine asse to Schmelgabel!
If killinge makes thy trouserese stirre
Thou shalte be Slobodan for sure!
After this quick determination was made, the unmentioned children would be unceremoniously left at the doors of Raffleston.
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