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Ridiculously Alcoholic Beverages
Ridiculously Alcoholic Beverages (RAB) refer to a special brand of bevarage that is not only alcoholic, but ridiculously so.
This category includes Bitchinbrau, Awesomesauce, and Super Duper Lager, among others. Ridiculously Alcoholic Beverages are not to be confused with Dwarven Alcoholic beverages, that though, while ridiculously alcoholic, are not AS ridiculously alcoholic as Ridiculously Alcoholic Beverages.
Many wise and bored Elemenstors looking for a reason to get away from their wives have queried as to just what exactly makes a bevarage Ridiculously Alcoholic, and due to these queries (And several deaths due to Acute Alcohol Poisoning) a consensus has been reached.
Ridiculously Alcoholic Beverages are:
- Ridiculously Alcoholic, duh!
- Over 220 proof. (How this is possible is unknown, however many an enterprising Elemenstor has divined that the beverage gives off powerful ammounts of magical energy of the coolness and peer pressure variety.)
- Chugged by Eldritch Beings Beyond Comprehension on a regular basis as a part of their demented rituals. (In fact, it's the key component in their Eldritch Chicks Gone Wild! parchment posters, which often cause vomiting in those who are not used to seeing such horrors drunk and humiliating themselves on parchment.)
- So Alcoholic that Dwarves find them to be excessive. In a quote from Gromdar Clamding, Dwarven Brewer and allaround badass guy: "Super Duper Lager? I'm not insane!"
One pioneer in the field of the RAB was Grammabad Fireblood.
Comments (3)
DamnedChoir said
at 12:37 am on Apr 1, 2006
Alcohol, not Alchohol, whoever keeps correcting the spelling, you're doing it wrong. :P
Tim said
at 12:38 am on Apr 1, 2006
I'm trying to delete the files that reference "alchohol" in the name, so don't edit those files
Quizatzhaderac said
at 4:01 am on Apr 1, 2006
I'm not sure if it applies to RABs, but I think the posssibility of 220 may lie in the fact that, since there is no such thing as conservation of volume, the volume of a mixture of two fluids doesn't always equal the sums of the volumes of it's ingrediants (try mixing vodka and water if you want to see this) and that the "proof" of a liquid is determined by the volume of alchohol (or possibly alcohol to) should it be seperate divided by the volume of the mixture.
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