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Roger Conroy
"Roger Conroy was born Blitzgrazer Solifugate, although he was better known among his peers as Julian Forsythe and amongst his enemies as The Nictating Eye of God. From age 18 onward, he intersped much of his time between doing highly classified work for the government and living the seemingly unassuming life of a small-town, stunningly handsome man. After completing his tenure as super agent spy, he retired and permanently assumed his civilian name, Roger Conroy, to produce children's animation such as 'The Wizbits'. How do I know this? Dear reader--I am Roger Conroy!"
The above information came from Roger Conroy's personal effects in his unpublished, incomplete autobiography Death Has a Shadow: My Life as Super Awesome Guy. Despite his numerous claims, he seems to have lead an unassuming life up to becoming a cartoon producer as well as the voice actor for Toasty on The Wizbits. Co-workers describe him as "kind of a douche." Despite, or perhaps because, of this, he was good friends with James Langomedes.
After The Wizbits was cancelled, Roger announced that he alone could get the show back on air. "Borrowing" an experimental jetpack from what he thought was the General Defense Dynamics storage closet, he declared that he was off to mayor's office to "teach those crumbums a lesson and get us back on the air." He marched to the parking lot, looked to the sky, activated the jetpack, and exploded. It is known that James Langomedes watched the HAZMAT team clean up Roger's remains, and, as the tank-escorted disposal truck disappeared into the sunset, he saluted and whispered, "There goes a wiser man than I."
The Wizbits Christmas Adventure was done in Roger Conroy's honor. In the special, the stand-in for the Nutcracker Prince is Julian Solifugate, God-Prince of Steel, Flame, and Ash. He also sings the show-stopping climactic song of the play, "Burnsong of Prince Esotere (Tuesday?)".
Discussion
Don't really know much about this guy other than the fact that he was the voice of Toasty, and that the Wizbits Christmas Adventure was dedicated "In Loving Memory of Roger Conroy" -Tim
I fil't in what I remembered. -Jute Mill
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