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Rubirocks

A J-Pop band whose music appeared in some of The Wizbits Videogames. The group had a notable Gothic-Lolita style and spent a great deal of money in purchasing good-looking dresses and accessories; unfortunately for most American fans who discovered their music, they were also all male, leading to tragic gender confusion.

The head singer for the band, a 23-year-old man going by the nickname "Myrrh," looks so feminine that it is on-record that his own mother mistakes him for a female on a regular basis. He is a great fan of The Elemenstor Cycle and expresses his love through synthetic J-Pop music.

Despite dressing like depressed Goths with too much money, the band's music is nigh-exclusively hyperactive and saccharine, making the dancing game they appeared in (Dance Dance Rubianlution) quite difficult. Even expert players complain that the final song in the game is too fast and too hard to keep up with; a bored physicist looked into the game and announced that the only way to complete the game requires the player break the laws of physics on a local level, though he admitted the speed required to keep up would result in a shockwave that could maim or even kill bystanders.