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Rum Ol' Phil

Rum Ol' Phil is the imaginary friend of Squidgy, the woodworm of Abercrombie, the accidental furniliar of Semmellhalt, the squire of Doric, the knight of Gimba, the principal lady of Terle and the first female Terleian. As Abercrombie was often used to store beverages of an incredibly intoxicating nature, Squidgy would usually get drunk while eating his way around Abercrombie. This would account for his constant references to Rum Ol' Phil, who only he could see. Squidgy would often attribute perfectly normal occurances to the actions of Rum Ol' Phil, and dare people to disprove him. Strange occurences that could not be explained by anything within our mortal realm, however, really freaked Squidgy out. He could be heard muttering to Rum Ol' Phil that the whole world "was probably haunted by invisible ghosts."