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Secret Organization for the Advancement of Perceived Underachievers (emopussies)

An alliance of the least likely sort: Stream and Carry elemenstors working together for the common good. That is to say, their common good, which involves killing everyone who makes fun of them, mostly Life and Death elemenstors. It was founded by Steve the Worthless and Lydia the Equally Worthless which met each other while trying to murder the Title Bestower that made them be known as such. People like to point out that, historically, pussies and emos haven't really gotten along so well. They are promptly crushed by assorted furniture. The group is an unapolagetic blatant ripoff of The Steam Coalition, exept "evil".