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Santorum

A small satchel designed for holding rubian so that they retain their fantastic powers of transmorgification.

The slow leakage of magical energies from the rubian creates a layer of putrescent transmorgifying excreta on the surface of a poorly-crafted Santorum. The name of the container is derived from this substance. In written usage, the capitalized version (e.g. "Santorum") is used to refer to the containers, while the lower case version (e.g. santorum) refers to the substance. In spoken usage, a facial expression of disgust is used to indicate that one is referring to santorum.

Kavick Dalesdurn was well known for having a particularly poorly-crafted Santorum, but claimed that the putrescence was "bracingly invigorating" rather than soul-tweakingly disgusting.

In later periods special containers of epic holding made using spica greatly reduce the amount of santorum on the Santorum by transspatiotemporally teleprompting it to the Plane of Santorum. During the period of The Resundering extensive use was made of disposable containers of epic holding because the occasional cleaning of minute amounts of santorum was deemed too burdensome.

In the world of Merchandise and Collectibles, Mountain Dew Supersaturated is available in Santorum-replica containers.