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Schwarzbiere

An extremely bitter ale noted for its high yeast content and noxious aroma. Favored by the Dancing Polkarian Sisters of Octobavaria for its potent flatulence-producing abilities, the Polkarians attempted to use the Stein of Holding to turn Lander, Skip and Penny into a particularly pungent variety. Their attempt failed, saving the countryside from the terrible yeasty stench that inevitably follows in the wake of a batch of Schwarzbiere.