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Shield of Unweaponess

A magical item, held in your hand. This item can be used in various non-offensive ways including being a sled, being a mirror, and being a carrying tray. This item has no offensive purpose, and seriously, if you just learned how to dodge a hit or parry, maybe you could put another weapon in your offhand. It would almost double your damage output! What's wrong with you?