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Slightly-Better-Than-An-Ordinary-Boot

Invented by the Whizzard of renoun, Arthur Duckfammit.

A boot with a nail or two sticking out of the bottom, for extra traction. Not actually usually better in any way shape or form to an ordinary boot, except when you need to pick up one or two things using only nails stuck into the bottom of your boot. Duckfammit was pretty proud of his invention, so it can be assumed that this was something he had to do fairly frequently, or he was just plain crazy. Either works.