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Smug Ape

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Smug Ape

 

The Smug Ape is simian named for its smug expression and superior attitude. These characteristics nearly lead to its extinction after the species discovery, as men felt threatened by their attitude and perceived sexual prowess.

 

The species was saved from the brink of death by the discovery that as a familiar they give their Mage or Elemenstor an increased virility and an increased sense of self worth.

 

Rumors persist that the influence of these familiars led to the creation of the often looked down upon Wasted Elemenstors.

 

For an example of this one needs look no further than the disastrously famous Turnum and his "Master" Dogus Brankorking.

 

The bastard offspring of an encounter between a smug ape and a buffalo produced the Wang Kingdom crossbreed known as the Wangalo, which, if it's even possible, is even more smug than a smug ape, wearing its cocky smile on its turgid shaft-skull.

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