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The Doom Buckets
No one knows when these mysterious buckets started appearing, nor who had drilled two eyeholes into them.
If you are an unlucky traveller, you will eventually stumble across the Doom Bucket. It appears to be a regular bucket, save for the two crudely cut out holes for eyes. It is utterly useless for holding liquids and even worse at being a proper helmet, but young knights who are too cheap to buy real helmets pick these bobbles off the floor and wear them.
Be wary travellers, for the Bucket is cursed. Wearing the bucket for extended periods of time corrupts the mind of wearer. They eventually become slaves to an unkown malevolent force. These Bucket Knights form the ranks of an unholy army which spends it's time making dirty lymrics and eating puppies.
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