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The Ent Table

The Ent Table was created when the Twisted Elemenstor Luci Foxbottom attempted to fuse a Mahogany Ent and a coffee table with her rubian stone. Normally, Elemenstors create a Ferniliar or a Furniliar using their rubian stones for the purpose increasing their Elemenstorian Prowess or their wardrobe or carrying capacity on a long journey or brief vacation.

Luci Foxbottom, as only Twisted Elemenstors do, sought with all her dark heart to increase her Elemenstorian Prowess and travel capacity to in-Elemenstorite proportions...for wicked purposes. Ents and more specifically, Mohogany Ents are quite common on the Isle of Lorge Tingsin Deed, roaming free-range as only ambulatory vegetation can. However, as we all know, the kinds of rubian stones used by Elemenstors transchant house plants and furniture exclusively.

Knowing her transchanting limitations, Twisted Elemenstor Luci Foxbottom connived her way into the cavernous, palacial, home of the Mega-Giant of Farlallan wherein he kept a Mahogany Ent, thus satisfying the house plant requisite of transchanting, as well as a fifty foot coffee table replete with fashionable and current magazines on Relatively Midget Tossing and world affairs.

Her dark goals in sight, Twisted Elemenstor Luci Foxbottom using her rubian stone in conjunction with fell rituals, transchanted the well-endowed coffee table whilst simulataneously transmashing it with the imprisoned Mahogany Ent.

The resulting abomination was the comely Ent Table. Affable as only a Mahogany Ent can be, the foul, vile creature galloped towards the Twisted Elemenstor Luci Foxbottom in a manner not unlike the Weiner Dogs of Old, flipping onto its monstrous backside for an undertable scratch from its master.

The resulting carnage being too horrible to describe, was not. We only know two things: Twisted Elemenstor Luci Foxbottom not longer exists in three dimensions, and her nightmarishly affectionate creation, the Ent Table, died searching for a Furniliar couch to complete the Living Room set of the only home it had ever known, that of the Mega-Giant of Farlallan.