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The Impossibly Vulgar Adventures of Killfuck Deathshitter

In The Elemenstor Cycle, The Impossibly Vulgar Adventures of Killfuck Deathshitter was the story of Killfuck Deathshitter, hardest core of the hardcore Barbarian megafightduelers. Killfuck scored with all the ladies, dealt horrible damage to all his enemies with his simply-titled Axe, and rained destruction down on the fantasy world of Sputum from his castle made of lightning.

Accidentaly printed by illiterate peasants as Grand Sage Timmothy's Fantastic Book of Bug's n'Stuff, causing ample confusion when children looked up a strange bug only to be confronted by Deathshitter decapatating an enemy with his teeth and replacing their blood with acidic urine from the Frakkabeast.