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The Oversized Goliath Visor

Made for a man twice the size and with twice the power of a normal man, the Oversized Goliath Visor is the best helmet known for such a man. It grants him even greater powers of strength and skill, sharpens his senses, quickens his pace, relaxes his sore muscles, increases his stamina, and empowers his mind. Unfortunately, for a lesser, more man-shaped man, the helmet is somewhat disastrous: It increases muscle strength to the point where muscles will rip themselves off the bone, the giant helmet rests over the eyes, effectively blinding the wearer, increases the heart rate to the point where cardiac failure is not only possible but likely, jellifies the muscles which have not torn themselves free of bone and ligament, makes it actually impossible to fall asleep, and drives the wearer insane with its powers of insight. Despite its danger, it has claimed the careers of quite a few large men, each of whom believed themselves large enough to wear it.