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The Simple Cap of the Psychotic Red Panda

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The Simple Cap of the Psychotic Red Panda

A single Red Panda was discovered on The Smoos mountain range as opposed to it's normal habitat of The Ultracraggoths. This was highly unusual as the pandas normally lived at higher altitudes, such that crossing the valley between the mountain ranges would be nearly impossible.

 

This small panda wore a very simple rust red cap. It consisted of a single piece of fabric wrapped in a cone. The cap was tight upon the panda's head such that it would not be easy to remove. And thus, the tight cap, combined with the relocation of the panda drove it completely mad. Infusing the cap itself with the essence of pure madness.

 

Many have quested to collect the cap from the panda's poor head, yet none have prevailed over the sheer lunacy of the panda.

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