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The Skullbar of Mutual Self-Loathing

As its' name suggests, this hat instills a sense of self-loathing in both the wearer, and those around him/her. Unfortunately, neither the wearer, nor those nearby even retains the self-respect to attempt to get rid of the hat.

It has, on no less than three hundred and twenty-two occasions, caused mass suicides.