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The Wizbit

1992, Amiga. A strange game primarilly focused around a head, presumably that of a Wizbit, killing baddies with bricks. The bad guys would then give off bubbles that would contain colored liquid, a clown's nose, or false teeth. The liquid would then turn into musical notes; once you had an entire tune, it would turn into money which you would have to catch. With this money, you could enter the shop, buy things, and leave (if you chose) with a body. Every level also had a crossword puzzle that must be completed to win the game. When each level was completed, you would catch a kitten if you visited it in the right order. At the end of the game, if you had collected enough kittens, you would fight the boss who had kidnapped the kittens' mother...and then play Asteroids. Lose at Asteroids: lose the entire game. This game was technically canon, but had so little to do with the actual storyline that most people forgot it was.