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The Froggish

On a high from earning his latest title, Rothgar the Wielder of Crumpets set about earning a few more heroic-sounding titles. He immediately began challenging people on the street to contests of skill to prove his prowess, and laughing very maliciously whenever he won. This was rather upsetting to his opponents, as no-one likes a sore winner. Pretty soon, people were saying 'That Rothgar, thinks he can outsword the Magic Sword Kings, outelemenst an elemenstor, and outswim a frog.'

Upon hearing this, Rothgar immediately decided to prove that he could indeed do all these things. Understandably, he chose to beat the frog first, just to warm up.

Rothgar found the nearest pond, spotted a particularly large frog, and said 'Oy, hoppy! Race ya!' before diving headfirst into the pond. Unfortunately, Rothgar hadn't learned to swim, so the race was rather one-sided. After fishing him out, the now rather humbled Rothgar was bestowed the title 'the Froggish', as a constant reminder not to be such a git.

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