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Rothgar the Non-foul
The moderately-insulting nature of his prior two titles irritating him, Rothgar decided he would embark on a public-relations campaign in his hometown. After finding the foulest-smelling peasant he could find, Rothgar poured buckets of unclean wastes on the poor man, then strapped a sign with "I'm foul Rothgar" written on it to the man's back, then gave him a few coins to pay for a bath if he would only wander about town square for a few hours.
When the peasant's debt was paid, Rothgar waltzed in, cheerily introducing himself to everyone he met. As he walked off, each townsman spoke approvingly of Rothgar...the Non-foul.
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