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The Pink Yesterday

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Rothgar, The Pink Yesterday

 

During a celebration to mark the acquisition of his latest title, Rothgar, Linker of Sausage declared, whilst severely intoxicated it is now believed, that the barman of a local inn 'doesn't hab enough o' tha' drinkies to fill a liddle bucket; and I am a mighty drunking....dranking....thing ocean!'

 

Grabbing at least a dozen bottles of the bar wall, Rothgar requested 'a mug the size of my head' and proceeded to mix them all together.

 

It is unknown how what happened next happened next. People have theorised that it might be the work of some rogue Chronosorcellors, others have said that some of the bottles may have somehow mastered timesorc'ley (the barman later claimed that he 'never saw some of them bottles there afore'), some have simply said that this is what happens when you leave a bottle around too long; the facts are, that upon consuming the entire fushia concoction, Rothgar vanished before the crowd's very eyes.

 

According to eye witnesses, Rothgar popped out of nothingness in the middle of the town square, only to discover that he had travelled through time to the day before his Epic binge. Also, he had what he referred to as 'the Epic Hangover'. Before throwing up and passing out in a nearby horse trough, Rothgar remarked 'Hell of a drink.....pink....yesterday.....all my troubles seemed so far away....'

 

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