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Ultimate Wand of Vaseline
So pleased was Orgi with the success of the Wand of Vaseline he very soon set out to better his own creation, believing his libidinous experiences with the original wand uniquely qualified him to "Build a Better Wench-Trap." The Ultimate Wand was bigger and thicker than the original and was faintly ribbed, discernable only when rubbed vigorously over any particularly sensitive areas of skin. It retained the original's ability to secrete a creamy, slippery substance when gripped firmly.
"Oh man, those wenches get so excited when I pull out my big thick slippery wand. They totally flock to me! Then I show 'em the Ultimate Wand of Vaseline and we're good to go!" -- Orgi Happi, describing one of his many ilicit adventures.
While the original wand caused much giggling among wenches when produced, the "Ultimate" edition is known to cause gasping and the occasional indecent whimper. Again, scholars are unable to discern if this is due to an enchantment placed upon the wand.
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