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Unholy Toilet of King Ronard

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Unholy Toilet of King Ronard

 

"Oh... god... is that a peanut shell? You can still see it in there... ewwwww..."-The Ancient Warrior-Poet Roekheildsteinschmeir

 

A truly unfortunate item in all of Battal's storied history, this abomination was finally defeated by the Holy Plunger of Holyness, which was destroyed in the attempt.

 

It is unknown if item was so terribly unholy even while in the possession of King Ronard, or if through misuse after the passing of the King the thing aquired its unholy taint.

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