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Unicornism

A religion that worships a godess known as "The Invisible Pink Unicorn", who has such infinite power that She can be both invisible and pink. Donald Doleg and Alicia Doleg, owners and creators of the FurniPets website are devout Unicornists and the religion can be found referenced throughout the site, and employees who wish to work at FurniPets are constantly badgered to join the religion. This creates many problems, because the religion is a direct competitor to Tycho Brahe's belief in Pastafarianism.

Dogma

No one can prove that the Invisible Pink Unicorn does not exist because She is invisible, and thus She must exist. She has a powerful servant known as the Invisible Green Dragon, who breathes heatless fire.

The religion has two major factions, one who believes that She is completely invisible, and another believes that people who have faith in her can see Her.

She enjoys ham and pinapple pizza, and raptures socks into Her Eternal Fields of Paradise.

The Purple Oyster was once a servant of her, but was banished in Her sight to tempt sinners into not believing in her, and who enjoys pepproni and mushroom pizza.