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Wand of Vaseline

Devised by the salacious Dark Elemenstor Orgi Happi this wand oozed a creamy, slippery substance when gripped firmly. While this renders the wand rather ineffective for practical Elemenstoring due to its tendancy to slide out of the users grasp, there are some situations where its properties are desirable. This quote from its creator may be enlightening:

The wand universally causes much giggling among wenches. Scholars are unsure as to whether this is due to some kind of enchantment.