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Wang-Fu
Wang-Fu is the most ancient and well know of the 5 "wang arts". Hailing as the first martial art to come out of the Harbinger Portent age, Wang-Fu is most notably ear marked by its repeated strikes to the Genitals. A practitioner who has truly mastered Wang-Fu is said to have achieved the state of Wangchieval.
Origin of Wang-Fu
While the exact details are now shrouded in mists of time, it is widely believed that the crippling attack system was literally stumbled upon by it's originator Shi Mi Wang, a one legged hat maker from the vilage town of Unothath who also had no arms and half a face. Known for it's sand just as much as being the birthplace of the immortal Dark Elemenstor, Unothath was an oasis for travelers across the vast desert.
With great reverence practitioners of Wang-Fu sing a song at the beginning and end of each class session that retells the night Shi Mi Wang discovered his hidden talent. This ritual continues the rich oral tradition of Wang-Fu and is a haunting and moving experience when observed.
Below are the lyrics to the first section to the 35 part song:
Shi Mi Wang? Shi Mi Wang. SHI MI, SHI MI, SHI MI WANG!
Shi Mi Wang in the sand? Shi Mi Wang is half a man.
While Mi Wang, out in the night, Mi Wang scared...small...he has no might.
Hides in the dark, a man, big and mean.
Intent of hurting, snapping Mi Wang like a bean!
OH! MI WANG! OH! LOOK OUT!
Pounce from the black, the giant lout!!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
His laughter echoes across the sand
He points and laughs with his big mighty hand
Tears of sorrow fall from Mi Wang
Snap to attention, Mi Wang does go.
A massive thrust Mi Wang does make.
No more of mockery will Mi Wang take!
Traits Of Wang-Fu
- No defensive techniques.
- Only one valid target.
- High flying jumps and running starts.
Famous Strikes In Wang-Fu
- Dragon Whips Its Tail
- Monkey Steals The Peaches
- Snake Seeks The Twin Pearls
- Shovel Striking The Sand Sack
- Puppy Gets The Beef Whistle
- Dove Eggs Over Easy
- Right in the Mean Bean Machine
- Butcher Cleaves the Meat Truncheon
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