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Weeptinda's Monacle

Weeptinda Del`Kalar'Seroth-Forort was a Mundanae Noblewoman from the High City Trembaloo in the Land of Terle c18,075.

Finding her husband, Earl Montgarte D'Raspcalligan increasingly taxing in his attentions to her, Weeptinda longed instead to be with her fourth lover, the legendary Gonsuave Giovelli who was in town for the week.

Thus, Weeptinda set out in peasant's woolens in search of a low-priced Low Elemenstor to solve her matrimonial troubles without having to think about them.

Drunk, sodden, and with a cat on his head screaming his deals, Weeptinda found Low Elemenstor Rosinquist harking his elemenstrated wares. Potions to cure the clap, needles to detect forgeries, and sandwiches full of enough garlic to kill a Vampyre with merely a spit.

Noticing she was obviously rich, Rosinquist pulled the Noblewoman aside and offered her one of his Super Special Grande-High Elemenstation Rosinquist %100 Real Deals, for roughly enough money to feed a family of peasants for a year. He would imbue her monacle with a rare rubian shard that he claimed he had found in the Forests of Misery, granting her eye the ability to peer into her husband's mind and alter his attention towards Weeptinda.

Instead of doing what it was supposed to, as was the case with most of Rosinquist's acts of Elemenstation things turned out incorrectly, less powerful, and less exciting.

Whenever Weeptinda placed the Elemenstated Monacle on her brow, as it was imbued with Water she would weep uncontrollably for a fortnight.

Suffice to say she got her wish though, her husband stopped paying much attention to her at all, and instead hooked up with Gonsuave Giovelli.