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Zonard (Planet)

While commonly considered the 14th planet of the Solar System by the unwashed masses and some schmaltzy astrolonomers, clear-headed astrolonomers realize that Zonard is far too small and strategically unimportant to be considered a real "planet". It should really be demoted and reclassified as a Trans-Wirian Object but no one ever listens to us, do they? Ignorant cattle!

Named after Zonard more for pity than for political reasons.