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The Cyclical Unidirectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram
RULE # 1 : Binary logic soul equation is far superior than fuzzy logic cloning equation, as much as Ice is greater than Water. But, binary logic or / & the soul equation seem to display properties of Water for damage scale ; while, fuzzy logic or / & the cloning equation seem to display properties of electromagnetism for its damage scale : both seem to show a SEMBIOTIC relationship to & upon one another. If recall correctly, there was some research done some time ago by professional Elemenstors & Sorcerers to unify Water & Ice : I wonder if connection between binary & fuzzy logic can be applied to Water & Ice to show or display a SEMBIOTIC relationship between the two. Both are necessary for a balanced co-existence, like the male & female gender, where the female gender would be analogous to binary logic & the male gender would be analogous to fuzzy logic. Look @ RULE # 34, # 78, # 80, & # 83.
-Rule 1, the Cyclical Uniderectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram
An extensive guide to the organization of the Bothorians, the Cyclical Uniderectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram is not as much a diagram as it is an incoherent ramble. Written by a guest writer, Tycho Brahe's close friend, the mysterious Matthias BASIC. As a favor to his companion, Tycho let him impact the setting of ELOTH:TES by having him map out the Botharians' social hierarchy. This was a mistake that made the later drinking and pill binge much more understandable.
RULE # 293: 0/0 = DY/DX.
-Rule 293, the Cyclical Unidirectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram
To make sure the Cyclical Unidrectional Shafted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram meshed with his setting, Brahe famously sat down with a pipe in front of a fire to read the entire thing from start to finish. Two weeks later, starved and kept alive only by drinking his own increasingly dilute urine, he comitted himself to an institution, which dubbed him criminally insane. After some mild shock treatment, he was allowed to leave. He then approved the Cyclical Unidirectional Shafted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram for publishing.
EXAMPLE 2: For space travel, check out RULE # 7 (newly modified to include more units @ C#), # 10, # 30, # 95, # 135, # 155, # 178, # 190, & # 192. For RULE # 135, modifier M = r. And, for RULE # 190, modifier M = [r/3]. Use minimum cost of X C2 PL for warp or/and hyper space travel; use minimum cost of Y C2 PL to see into or/and communicate to another in an alternate dimension; and use Z C2 PL to travel to or into an alternate dimension. Lizardmen should replace PL with DP, since PL @ X C2, or Y C2, or/and Z C2 is for Elemenstation for & @ minimum cost. By Elemenstation, I mean TL objects such as gears or Furniliars to have length, diameter, or radius of LESS THAN 1 meter @ minimum cost for telesorc'ley @ X (120) C2 PL, ELSE C2 COST INCREASES.
Officially, the Cyclical Unidirectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram was instituted by elder Bothorians in order to show which class was considered greater than which. The actual reason for the Cyclical Unidirectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram was to befuddle their lessers into submission, as the only way to usurp the vast Bothorian order would first be to understand it, something not even the Bothorian who created it could do.
RULE # 277: To calculate life force of hurricanes, you first measure its PL or Power Level, and then assign DP or Default Psyche, where its wind velocity is @ C3 PL. So, a hurricane with a life force of 28 C2 DP would have winds of 28^LOG10(28) = 124.24 miles or km per hour. One way to check accuracy of this is with this algorithm or formula of maximum DP of a storm by lowering unit by 1 or measuring it @ (1/15) and for sum of all storms & natural disasters is (1/10) the DP of the planet it, the storm, that it inhabits. So, if a maximum storm or sum of all storms & natural disasters is @ 55.5 C2 DP, then the planet’s DP is @ 10*55.5 = 555 C2 DP life force of earth. The equation can also be applied to MooMaa. Coincidentally, Aklom Reklats is @ 555 C1 DP which if taken symbolically rather than literally but as a metaphor, then Battal is almost the only planet with life (forms); but if not, then you’d have to increase C1 DP of total sum of all planets with life which is consistent with the algorithm, where you’d increase total sum to perhaps slightly more. But, make sure Not to mix up this algorithm with equation for persecution complex which uses mostly @ C2 or less, and rarely ever @ C1, which is complicated to use; but, when base is @ C1, then MAXIMUM outer boundary approaches the entire universe, as base # gets larger, including part of the dimension, which is known as time. The metaphor uses the above equation, where the solar system of Battal would be @ (1/10) the DP of universe, in terms of its mass, which is 2x the LOG10(mass of Battal’s solar system), while maximum size of planet is @ (2/3) the DP of sun @ C2, but volume capable of supporting life in universe = (1/15) the DP of universe which if universe is @ 555 C1 DP, then solar system of earth is @ 55.5 C1 DP = 1,102.96 C2 DP = value of sun. If you use the equation of persecution complex to check accuracy of, you calculate the square root of the C2 DP of the universe which gives you value of a black hole which is the value of center of the Milky Way Galaxy of earth: 555^LOG10(555 C1 DP)^(1/2)=5,828 C2 DP = super black hole. You can measure a black hole in a similar way that you’d estimate the time to get a PhD: it’s a doubling factor, meaning if your IQ @ age 18 is that of an 18 year old, then it’ll take you another 18 years to complete 18 Associate Degrees by age of 36, and so on. So, if a super black hole is @ 5,000 C2 DP, then a neutron star is @ 2,500 C2 DP, then the sun is @ 1,250 C2 DP, then Battal is @ 625 C2 DP, then the moons are @ 312.5 C2 DP.
To the considerable surprise of the Bothorians, a young Bothorian managed to not only interpret and understand the Cyclical Unidirectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram, but knew it so well that he called down the Eldest Bothorian on a technicality. The lad could only do so thanks to being posessed by one of the last FaeriWraithe, a being named rwlwmwnarRION. Upon defeating the Eldest (by giving him an aneurysm whilst reciting Rule 544), the lad was disposessed by rwlwmwnarRION and allowed to live his life in relative peace. Aside from the unspeakable waking nightmares of having, even for a few seconds, understood the entirity of the Cyclical Unidirectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram.
In the first printing of Book 4, the Cyclical Unidirectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram was published on the inside back cover, which was easily three times as long as the actual book. Later texts corrected this horrible mistake and sold the Cyclical Unidirectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram as its own book, at least until it was forcibly withdrawn from bookstores after being classified as "the destroyer of all rational thought" by the United States government. Currently, General Defense Dynamics is developing the Cyclical Unidirectional Shifted Eight Point Social Hierarchy Diagram as a doomsday weapon; the entirity of the text was used by the Truest Translatory Triumvirate in their legendary Black ICE hacking scripts, which flashed passages at random on the victim's computer screen, leading to extensive psychological scarring and the occasional mild brain explosion (as seen during The Day of the Shattered Server).
Comments (2)
Ariamaki Risenki said
at 4:05 am on Feb 24, 2006
And here I thought no one else even contemplated the concepts of PL and DP... Good to know we share some insanity.
SamSim said
at 3:17 am on Feb 27, 2006
My BRAINS!
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