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extremely distasteful suicide

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The Donkey Cap of Noddy Chillbreezey

 

Forced to flee oncoming dreams, High Elemenstor Noddy Chillbreezey attempted to actually wear a donkey for a hat, after a farmer called him a name. It is believed (or rather it is hoped) that Noddy perished quickly from asphyxiation, although witnesses say that his head was firmly placed in the unfortunate equine's rectum for a good three hours, with Noddy's corpse actively resisting removal from the animal's nether orifice for the majority of that time.

 

Noddy was cremated, against all custom, due to the smell and also the repulsion of everyone who saw the last smile stuck on his dead face.

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