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patkelly
Welcome to my Hall of Me.
What's my real name, you ask? What dark and terrible name hides behind the mysterious, impenitrable, inscrutable handle patkelly? ...Patrick Kelly. Bet'cha didn't see that one coming.
All links are things I take credit for, to a degree noted in the heading. Some things I've listed were bare-bones ideas that I fleshed out into a voluptuous, beautiful, sexy creation, and I've made an attempt to signify which of these were those. But if you think I credit myself too much and that you deserve recognition, STFU n00B ROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!! ...ahem, I'm sorry. Leave a note and I'll take it off here.
I am a member of the The Council of Elders.
(Why do I have more pageviews than most of my creations?)
Great (by my definition) Creations I'm Proud Of
Tides of Epic Conflict Saga
I contributed greatly to the Tides of Epic Conflict Saga, and by that I mean just about filled in the damn little thing myself. Well, I didn't create the name; all the characters but Lopae and Blacksmith Smithy Blackfinger existed. They just didn't have any history or flavor or information or pages; all that was known was the Lady Arisa was handmaiden to Lady Ambivilia and that Lord Hopebane poisoned people; the Pax Hyacinth existed, but The Hyacinth Emperor did not. I liked Hopebane's name, and so created a one-off item, Hopebane's Bane. Then I found the Armor of Fullchesthood and remembered how amusing it was when Hopebane had died staring at that, and from there we went. I then transcribed the entire ToECS plotline (save the Winds of the Ultracraggoths short story) and profiles of all relevant members (except Percy Mulligan). Lopae of Hopea is probably my favorite character I had the honor of filling in--so many of the bad fantasy books I've read have a busty character who clearly exists to sell copies of the book, but it took ELotH:TES to make it blatant. And Submissive Conqueror Lopae was a jab at all the unlicensed hentai that springs up left and right around geek-chic series.
The Culture of the War Men
And drawing back on what I pieced together from old CCG card text (and talking with a few friends who speak it fluently) I was able to reconstruct The War Men's Brutal, Guttural War-Tongue (Shokurung--thanks for naming it, Tim) and I have to say I like it. The grammar I especially like. And yes, that's me speaking War-Tongue in the sound clip. If anyone with a more brutal voice wants to make a go of it, you're more than welcome to; I don't have the pipes.
Plus, their religion, named Grishak'hiki. Yes, it does have a meaning in Shokurung, as does everything in Shokurung. Go to the main Shokurung page to figure them out if you're curious.
And their first (and currently only) song, Shokurung'a (My Axe).
Minor Creations I'm Proud Of:
Law 408
Law 67
Brassiere of Holding
Lord Hopebane's Super Poison Chemistry Set
Bag of Tender Holding
Longsword +π
Sword of Great Explosions
The White Shirt of Muscular Appearance
Wizbits: Rockin' Skateboard Adventure on the The Wizbits Videogames page, only because some genius then created the sequel, Wizbits: Rockin' and Boardin' with screenshots and everything.
Broken Links/Lyrics I'm Proud of Filling:
Shokurung'a (My Axe)
A High Elemenstor's Elemenstave Has An Eldritch And Even Sometimes Epic Knob On The End
Her Eyes, My Soul's Unlight
Y singe a songe about nothyng in particular
The Forgotten Falchion
Maxwell's Blade of Treachery
Things I'm Proud Of Having Filled In A Bit
Rothgar of the Hundred Titles
Quotable Quotes
ELotH:TES Magazine
Glitky
Great Ball of Fire
Things I'm Not Particularly Proud Of, But The Link Was Red Or More Or Less Empty Or Perhaps In Need Of Much Work, So I Still Filled Them In Nonetheless, Or Perhaps I Did Think Of This And I Only After I Finished It Did I Realize It Wasn't Funny, Or Perhaps It Was Required For Canon But Was Not In And Of Itself Funny.
Advantage:Busty
Advantage:Light Sleeper
Disadvantage:Actually Harmless
Epic Change:Betrayed
Epic Change: Depressed
Epic Change: Gain of Unlife
Epic Change:Glowing Aura of Power
Requests for Deletion
Armor of Flatchesthood
Armor of Fullestchesthood
Sorilae Hartsel
The Hyacinth Crown
The Bag
The Freedom Lover's Wig
The Oversized Goliath Visor
Yam-Eaters
Advantage:Sycophant
Law 63
Pin the Sickle on the Shield
Hondana
Beam Beam
Gayzor Mountains
Water Beam
Lil' Lopae Dress-up Kit
Lopae Erotic Lithographs
Elemenstor Magical Power-Action Battlestaff
I like the linguistic articles, as well. *^_^* Your article is cooler than anything Chomsky ever dreamed of writing. - Dryope |
Your FUNNY! :D. Couldn't stop laughing at the edits you did for Advantage:Busty. -Dev |
Hey, thanks, guys! -patkelly |
It's been several days so I don't know if you got my e-mail, but regarding PVG you're in. BTW I loved the sword of great explosions and thanks for helping out on Rothgar's Titles. - Quizatzhaderac |
Hey man, yeah, I got it. I just posted a reply here and then deleted it after a few days. Sorry. Email from now on. -patkelly |
NP, for future notice if you want to contact me you can also just add a comment to my page on this or the PVG wiki. - Quizatzhaderac |
Must second Dev. All your articles are quite excellent. The linguistic one is only my favorite because I'm a geek like that. - Dryope |
Thank you. Personally, it's the one I'm proudest of, so it makes me happy a few other people like it too. -patkelly |
Hi Pat, did you get my email with the PVG wiki password? We're moving to the next step and as soon as we get to the one after that we'll pick a specific plot. - Quizatzhaderac |
Just so you know pat, the new picture you added to the front page is moving everything on the page below the sidebar (at least for 1024X768 screens). I'd recommend resizing it so it doesn't disturb the whole page. |
That's odd. I have a 1024x768 (Macintosh running OSX using Firefox) and it didn't change any formatting. How much would I need to shrink it? ~pattkelly |
I'd say a fifth. I'm not sure, but centering it might also be hurting it, though I tries changing the center tags to left and that alone wasn't enough to get it to fit in there with the sidebar. |
Comments (10)
Anonymous said
at 7:57 am on Dec 10, 2005
patkelly discussing patkelly by patkelly.
This is like a Solipgasm.
And I'm outright abusing the Discussion feature. If anyone else ever discovers the Discussion button, I will be highly embarassed.
Anonymous said
at 9:04 am on Dec 10, 2005
I was going to say something clever about having discovered the "Discussion" button, but I didn't discover it so much as write the code for it. Is that sufficiently meta for the gallery?
Anonymous said
at 4:53 pm on Dec 10, 2005
Now, see, you simply don't count.
Anonymous said
at 4:53 pm on Dec 10, 2005
I'm talking about we plebians, not demigods such as yourself.
Anonymous said
at 2:18 am on Dec 11, 2005
K, I found it.
Shame on you, patkelley! Shame on you for talking about yourself, to yourself, by yourself.
Anonymous said
at 6:47 pm on Dec 11, 2005
Oh, damn. I am highly embarassed indeed.
Anonymous said
at 7:30 pm on Dec 11, 2005
You should be, admin boy.
/em flees
Anonymous said
at 7:34 pm on Dec 11, 2005
You cannot flee! I shall hunt you down and... administrate... you... or something...
Anonymous said
at 9:19 pm on Dec 11, 2005
I'm only one ginourmas step down you know, no need to patronise me.
Anonymous said
at 11:07 pm on Dec 11, 2005
I bow down before your superior linguistic skills. *_*
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