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Alphonse Reliquary

Little is known about this visionary, except that because of his inspiring work on the unaired Elemenstor Live Action, The Wizbits do Canada, eh was able to give rise to Brahm Singer's Wizbits: Elemenstor High, on which Reliquary is listed as "Executive Producer." The two men jointly founded Maple Leaf Productions, which primarily produces Wizbits: Elemenstor High but also sponsors the Battal LARPing Guild, bought out the copyright to Epic Throbbing of the Throbbingarchs, the Throbmenstor Throb and is producing a "high class erotica" sequel, Epic Throbbing of the Throbbingarchs, the Elemenwhores due in 2007. Alphonse's stated aim for Maple Leaf Productions is to "Become the only place you have to go for quality live action Elemenstation properties and soap made from human lard."

Reliquary hasn't been seen in several years. Brahm Singer claims they fought outside the Maple Leaf building before Alphonse left for good. Singer won't say what the fight was about, however. Security footage of that evening only shows Brahm, smoking in the parking lot and pacing a bit, leading to rumors that no such fight ever took place. Some people say Singer killed Reliquary for his share of Maple Leaf, but so far, all of Reliquary's shares remain in his name.