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Beyond the Vale of the Ancients

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Beyond the Vale of the Ancients: An Online Fictventure by T. Brahe

 

Excerpt from the introduction:

What is beyond the vale?

The vale.....

Valevalevalevalevalevalevalevalevalevale

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VALEVALEVALEVALE

...

... avale, Gonzalez!

 

Realeased via wlog, Beyond the Vale of the Ancients is a half Thirteen-and-a-half, half The Temptations of the Bix the End Table, and other tales, half tonecruft poetaster. Possibly the worst piece of literature ever. The "narrative" revolves around the Ancients, who live in an undefined prehistory, creating paradoxes with a herd of rams and generally just not using their incredible power. Brahe's puns were considered to be in their sub-par stage, when this was released (2003).

 

Often used as a prop argument in FfaTTBE debates.

 

Ancients is probably a mispelling of Encients.

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