Black Forest of Much Blackness


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Black Forest of Much Blackness

Located in a forested region of The Kingdom of Parsonya, the Black Forest of Much Blackness is quite black. It has been compared to a coal-miner's butt-crack, but it is actually far blacker than anything so pedestrian as mere human anatomy. The closest that anything else in the Elmether has ever come to being as black as the Black Forest of Much Blackness was when the wielder of Rakshi's Katana of Angst and Morbidity fell down a coal mine shaft on a starless night into a pit of tar whilst thinking very dark thoughts about his estranged wife.