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Coolification

Coolification is the process by which Elemenstors use simple hops and barley to synthesize Bitchinbrau, a major export of Octobavaria known to be a most excellent beverage in the Ridiculously Alcoholic class.

Although it has been put forth that Bitchinbrau could be crafted through non-elemenstorly means, it has been surmised that the most excellent qualities of the beverage would not be conferred to the drinker (or the drink) without the use of Coolification. The latter argument was most often put forth by Mashmakhazghanyanu, the Eldritch Being Beyond Comprehension who first taught the art of Coolification to the (quite) mortal Marus Tamerus.