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Furniture Destroyer

The title granted to those, both living and ambulatory, tasked with destroying old furnishings, surreptitious seating and transchanted nightstands. Their lives are seldom long because of the aforementioned nightstands. Those little buggers are tough. Also called Table-Breakers, Chairvenging Angels, and (by Stream Elemenstors) murderers. The highest rank among Furniture Destroyers is Shardsmith.

Furniture Destroyers usually try to avoid destroying Paper furniture and Glass Furniture, as the former is a test of their patience and the later usually kills them.

There is also a dark side of Furniture Destruction. Dark Furniture Destroyers destroy all manor of furniture in a blind crazy rage that once unleashed is never sated.