Gespeshio


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Gespeshio

 

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One of the Higherlarks, Gespeshio is both male and genderless at the same time. Gespechio has many forms that he/it takes but usually he/it is depicted with some form of meat in his/its hands. He/It is the Creator/Father/Mother of Gespechio and Gespethio. Also he/it has a Heirarch named Escargoth as a servant who he/it gets to do all his/its dirty work.

 

Gespeshio was hailed as a savior of the Sjkarblae. It is known among the other Higherlarks as Meatfister because of its proclivity for tenderizing meat with a peculiarly passionate intensity. At the time of Gespeshio's arrival, the Sjkarblae had spent several millennia accidentally worshiping a Globule Vivific which had in fact been lain by one of Gespeshio's Egg Effulgences; they came to call the Globule "the sheiststar" or simply "the shitstar". It was much easier to accidentally do such a thing in those days, since the process of naming had only begun among the four Most Discerning Races.

 

It is unclear how this saga ends, as the full text of the Weighty Tome of Elemenstor is still not available.

 

Lore

 

4 The Elmether is a woeful sot, a doleful sadness descends upon it, a tongeluess polyglot is all that remains of the sacred choirs of Sjkarblae, we who are most glorious and least rational of the worthwhile Elemanifestations!

5 Scintillate, Scintillate, oh lilliputian Globule Vivific! We impugn the quintessence of your ontology. What to make of your pneumatic locus, elevated a brobdingnagian span beyond our comparatively terrestrial confines. You shitstar!

6 But lowe, thye creator's creator will Elemanifest among the Sjkarblae this day!

7 Lowe, a wind shall sweep across the land, and the land shall sweep in turn across the wind such that thy fundaments are lain waste!

8 Lowe, thye own creator's creator, Gespeshio descends like a cascade of santorum that shall wash away your false purity in its carry-stream of putrescence!

9 Though born now in the garbled wasteheaps, born even now in the apostrophe dungeon where your sacred punctuation is tormented to reveal its secrets, this Elemanifestation of Gespeshio shall rise to meet the stars! (Lament of the Sjkarblae 3:4-9)