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High Ultimate Item Law book of Item Laws

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High Ultimate Item Law book of Item Laws

 

This is the High Ultimate Item Law book of Item Laws.

 

Any and all magical items that are created for the purposes and/or non-purposes of Elemenstation and/or non-Elemenstation must adhere to the following Laws.

 

 


 

Notes

 

Item Law Laws: 1. Item laws must be about items. 2. The only "there is no law" item law that counts is item law #404. Any item laws that are submitted that say "there is no law" (or something to that effect) will be changed to an actual law.

 

In case anyone can't remember them all, the first 500 laws were published in issue 3 of ELotH:TES Magazine

 

Please follow the style guidelines! When creating/editing a Law, make sure there is a link back to this page. Also add helpful "previous" and "next" links for people browsing through. See the first twenty or so laws for a good example of what to do.

 

 

 

 

Laws 1-100

There are currently entries for 248 of the 500 Item Laws.

This page contains 252 broken links.

 

 

  • Law 1 - Naming and Definition of Magical Items
  • Law 2 - Naming of Items
  • Law 3 - Original Naming Requirement
  • Law 4 - Original Naming Requirement (2)
  • Law 5 - Lixi Gem Requirement
  • Law 6 - Item Submission Requirement
  • Law 7 - Magical Item Revenue Recovery Law
  • Law 8 - Ownership of Items
  • Law 9 - Item Creator Responsibility Clause
  • Law 10 - Guild Responsibility Clause
  • Law 11 - Duplication of Items for Record-Keeping Purposes
  • Law 12 - Laws Governing Items Possessed by a Being
  • Law 13 - Items Bound to Entities
  • Law 14 - Magical Item Responsibility Laws
  • Law 15 - Magical Item Damage Clause
  • Law 16 - Primary Purpose Law
  • Law 17 - Restrictions on Ducks Wearing Hats
  • Law 18 - Preventative Loophole Exploitation Law
  • Law 19 - Prevention of Exploiting the Preventative Loophole Exploitation Law Law
  • Law 20 - Restrictions on Use of Timenes-Manipulating Items
  • Law 21 - Item Law Book Self-Policing Clause
  • Law 22 - Restrictions on Using Time to Avoid Obeying Item Laws
  • Law 23 - Harmonious Items Restrictability Law
  • Law 24 - Confusing Container Clause
  • Law 25 - Bi-annual Item Maintainability Law
  • Law 26 - Item Citizenship Law
  • Law 27 - Opposed Elements Imbuability Clause
  • Law 28 - With Our Powers Combined Clause
  • Law 29 - Tri-eighths-splittability Law
  • Law 30 - Life Containment Law
  • Law 31 - Appropriate Gem-alignment Triggered Epicnicity Clause
  • Law 32 - Picnic Law
  • Law 33 - Two-Way Communication Clause
  • Law 34 - Epicness Law
  • Law 35 - Suitably Ironic Teh Containment Clause
  • Law 36 - Seperate Set Individual Item Tax Law
  • Law 37 - Redoubled Redundancy Reducing Law of Redoubled Reduced Redundancy
  • Law 38 - Definition and Regulation of Set Items
  • Law 39 - Laws Regarding "Vindictive" Items
  • Law 40 - Superlatives
  • Law 41 - Specific and Nonspecific Law Consistency Clause
  • Law 42 - Unneccesarily Obfuscated or Obscured Fundamental Truths Clause
  • Law 43 - Technologically/Enchantationatory Inclined Items Infractions Clause
  • Law 44 - Role and Definition of Comely Wenches
  • Law 45 - The Spoon Law
  • Law 46 - One Size Fits All Law
  • Law 47 - Magical Item Destructiveness Law
  • Law 48 - Forbidden Item Duplication
  • Law 49 - Item Nicknames
  • Law 50 - Extended Item Naming Code
  • Law 51 - No slippery floor on the third floor lavatory of The Item Law Makers Guild Guildhall
  • Law 52 - Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge Clause
  • Law 53 - Prohibition of Magical Item Production Items
  • Law 54 - Magical Items are Not Food and Vice Versa Law
  • Law 55 - Enchanted Food Submission Restriction
  • Law 56 - Regulation of Furniliar and Other Enchanted Furnishings
  • Law 57 - Mushroom-Specific Hammer/Mallet Restrictions
  • Law 58 - Badger-Specific Amulet/Pendant Restrictions
  • Law 59 - Legislation on Stationary Items
  • Law 60 - Edible Items
  • Law 61 - Item Law Ex Post Facto distribution Law
  • Law 62 - Inherited Items
  • Law 63 - Restriction Creation of New Types of Items.
  • Law 64 - Item Voice Activation Law
  • Law 65 - "Into the Wrong Hands" Law
  • Law 66 - Enchanted Dining Utensil regulations
  • Law 67 - Regarding Existence of Items
  • Law 68 - Regarding Existence of Enchantments
  • Law 69 - Naming of Sexual Items or Items of Implied Sexuality
  • Law 70 - Shoes Without Feet Restrictions
  • Law 71 - The "This Will Hurt Me More Than It Will Hurt You" Law
  • Law 72 - Broken Magic Items Statute
  • Law 73 - Re-Making of Magic Items Statute
  • Law 74 - Lame Enchantments Qualification Principle
  • Law 75 - Enchanter's responiblity Law
  • Law 76 - Item Naming Item Law
  • Law 77 - Restrictions on Toe Rings
  • Law 78 - Restriction on the Naming of Rings
  • Law 79 - The Law Concerned with the Naming of Law Naming Items Law
  • Law 80 - Concerning the Use and Manufakture of Dream Rings
  • Law 81 - Cloud Item Tax
  • Law 82 - Loud Item Tax
  • Law 83 - Erotic Naming Requirement
  • Law 84 - Platonic Naming Requirement
  • Law 85 - Item/Owner Relationship Stipulation
  • Law 86 - Requirements for Bags and Containers
  • Law 87 - Epic Hat Stipulation
  • Law 88 - Gigawatt Law
  • Law 89 - Timely Questing Law
  • Law 90 - Fire Is Awesome Initiative
  • Law 91 - The "Frosty Cool" Law
  • Law 92 - The Instruments of War Law
  • Law 93 - Name Pun Law
  • Law 94 - I Fought the Law
  • Law 95 - The Color of Speed
  • Law 96 - Clause Concerning the Numbers Six (6) and Nine (9)
  • Law 97 - Traditional Instrument Items as Weapon Items
  • Law 98 - Oriental Weapons Testing Situplation
  • Law 99 - Transcendental Item Law
  • Law 100 - Furniliars Itemutory Restriction Law

 

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Laws 101-200

 

 

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Laws 201-300

 

 

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Laws 301-400

 

 

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Laws 401-500

 

 

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Comments (6)

Anonymous said

at 2:15 pm on Jun 22, 2006

anybody else notice that eloth magazine issue 3 omitted law 163? Anybody know what's up with this?

Anonymous said

at 3:26 pm on Aug 16, 2006

remember there are 6 conflicting versions of Item Law 163, given in the staci starlight novellas. maybe they couldn't choose?

Anonymous said

at 10:10 pm on Nov 17, 2006

Alright, this one has been too long in coming. Anyone up for helping me fill this all in? Seriously guys, just find your copy of the magazine and copy it out. Heck, I'm sure you could just copy and past from some ELOTES website out there if you really want to be lazy..

Anonymous said

at 10:38 pm on Nov 17, 2006

These "comment" comments are OOC btw, otherwise it gets really confusing.

That said, 500 laws is a LOT of laws.

Anonymous said

at 10:41 pm on Nov 17, 2006

Yeah, well I may help out when I finish up redoing the Deities page.

Anonymous said

at 2:33 am on Nov 19, 2006

I know that the comments are OOC, and I had originally intended on adding that comment to the bottom of the page. Err.. I guess I should try to get sleep before randomly posting stuff. :)

Yeah, 500 is a lot, but we only have to do 260-something!

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