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Physiks of Elemenstation

The laws that govern the powers of Elemenstors, Physiks, as the learned call them, are complex and far reaching. There are several broad topics within the Physiks:

• How Elemenstation Works
• Elements
• The Elemental Wheel
  • Alternate Elemental Wheel
• The Four Vales
• Elmether
• Elemanifestations and Gears
• Ginormous Soul/Allsoul
• Elemorph
• High Mathemenstation Psionics
• Deep Elemental Magicke

Theories of Elemental Physiks

Three major theories exist in Battal to expain the structure and creation of the elements. Wheel Theory is the oldest, and is considered laughably archaic by everyone except peasants, who don't know any better. Web Theory is well accepted by mainstream Elemenstors, but has been challenged by the radical new Octahedric Hyperprism Hypothesis. OHH is much more accurate (mathimagically speaking), but has yet to gain mainstream acceptance due to its controversial inclusion of both the Heart element and the facets of Dark Elemenstation.

• Wheel Theory (archaic)
• Web Theory
• Octahedric Hyperprism Hypothesis

Alternate Theories

• Elementics
• Intelligent Elementalism
• Jello-Fruitcup Metaphor
• Theory of Specialist Relations

Other Misc Theories

• Autoencoutristic Timene Paradox
• Big United Theory of Thramaturgy
• Byar-Coynkadence conjecture
• Magisterial Ignorance Theorem
• Theory of Conservation of Unreality
• Zoule's Law

Physikal Phenomenon

• Borderline Creepy
• Coolification
• Darkrift Hatmaker
• Elementic Planes
• Elevolution
• Epicness Vacuum
• Field of Impossibility
• Geotelespacial Fractarent
• gorm
• Lier-boring
• Lier-heavy
• Moment of Clarity
• nothingness
• Non-Life
• party time
• Re-Re-Sundering
• retard
• soft place
• subjective time
• Tardis Physics
• unknowable
• Unreality