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Rothgar of the Hundred Titles

We have few stories actually about him, however we do have his hundred titles, and they tell quite a tale about him. It should be noted that he aquired titles thoughout his life, and as such he was only refered to as "of the Hundred Titles" posthumously. It can be surmised from the titles themselves that he led an unusual but nonetheless disreputable life, interspersed with occasional bright spots, suggesting htat he is one of the most realistic characters ever written into Battal.

List of Rothgar's known titles:

1. Of the Hundred Titles (Posthumously)
2. Mister-san
3. The Lice Free
4. Who bathes semi-regularly
5. The Thane of Thou
6. Mr. Vaxin the Tiny
7. The Non-Foul
8. Wielder of Crumpets
9. The Froggish
10. The Notable
11. The Not-Nearly-As-Tiny-As-Vaxin-But-Still-Somewhat-Tiny-In-His-Own-Right
12. The Undeserving of So Many Goddamned Titles
13. The While-Not-Great-Certainly-Not-Forgettable
14. Of a Decent Singing Voice
15. The Acceptably-Handsome
16. The Husband of Vaxin
17. Of the Neatly-Trimmed Fingernails
18. Slayer of the Seven Slayers of the Seven Players of the Seven Fiddles
19. Prince of Pinch
20. Taker of Naps
21. Giver of Whaps
22. Linker of Sausage
23. The Pink Yesterday
24. The Yellow Tomorrow
25. The Egg Filcher
26. The Undisputed Rothgar
27. The Lucubratious
28. King for a Day
29. Hand of the North
30. The Wind in the Bushes
31. Hidden Below Windows
32. Cracked of Boot
33. Crooked of Hat
34. Earl of Sweeping Broom
35. The Air Breather
36. The Seltit Derdnuh
37. Thinker of Thoughts
38. The Everychanging
39. The Earl of James Jones
40. The Nightmare of Chalkboards
41. The Second Sweeper of the Midnight City
42. Eater of Quilp Cheese
43. Chaser of Drinks
44. Walker of the Walk
45. Talker of the Talk
46. The Often Described But Never Truly Understood
47. He of More Names Than Really Seems Necessary When One Thinks Of It
48. Item Law 318
49. Bob
50. Rothgar of the 49 Titles Including This One (no longer used)
51. The Rothgar Formerly Known as Rothgar of the 49 Titles
52. Othgar Ray
53. Employee of the Month
54. The Cape of Good Horns
55. The Man in Shirts
56. The Vaxin-Marryer
57. Tyer of Knots
58. The Midsummer-Night Drinker of Ale
59. The Singer of Songs After Drinking Ale
60. The Breaker of Windows When Drunk
61. Who Accidentally Once Wore Vaxin's Clothing To Comical Effect When Drunk
62. Who Could Not Remove The Incredibly Tight Clothing But Instead Got It Stuck Around His Head
63. The Recently-Arrested For Having Broken Windows And Creating A Public Disturbance, However Amusing It Was
64. The Recently-Paroled
65. Who Denies Having Done A Thing
66. Of The Bestselling Tell-All Book
67. Who Dislikes Any Titles Relating To The Events of Midsummer-Night
68. The Easily-Cheated (used only once)
69. The Attacker of Those Who Cheat Him And Mock Him For It
70. With All Those Goddamn Titles
71. The Just
72. The Great
73. The Wise
74. Of Impeccable Taste
75. Who Attempted to Improve His Tarnished Reputation by Giving Himself Inappropriately Positive Titles
76. of the Bad Touch
77. Of the Glade
78. Of the Mountain
79. Who Obtained Two Titles While Fleeing the Hamlet in Direct Violation of His Parole
80. Eater of Plums
81. Defender of Irrational Dogmatism
82. Sultan of Sloth
83. Furniliar's Bane
84. The Big and Scary
85. The Really Strong
86. Who Was Caught Beating Up Children And Writing Down The Way They Described It Afterwards
87. The Twice-Arrested
88. The Twice-Paroled