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wombat

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Wombat

See Also: the Mortal Wombat, zombie wombats, Necrowombicon, Wombamancy

 

A burrowing mammal which forms dens, and defends them with its extended digging claws. While cuddly and cute on the outside, these creatures are manifest hell. A single wombat may dine on as many as eight babies in the course of a three day period. Wombats, curiously enough, produce a highly concentrated urine rich in mineral content. Comparable in temperment to an angry badger which has just received news of its mother's death, but without the whimsy.

 

Wombats of Battal were wiped out by the agents of Gespechio in year -39,000 TH (approx) but the art of Wombamancy soon flourished (what with all the dead wombat corpses the art was rife with the raw supplies needed). As the eonicles passed so did the supply of fresh wombat corpses. As wombamancy matured and the arts became more sophisticated, Wombamancers developed the skills to overcome this shortage of bodies in the construction of thier zombie wombats and the practices of their arcane arts.

 

It is rumored that there remains one living wombat. A fierce and feral creature, the so-called "Mortal Wombat" made an appearance in episode 101 of ElamenSTAR, Womb of the Wombat, where it reveals that "he" is a "she"... and perhaps pregnant.

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