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Zocodpiece

In a feeble attempt to protect his zotesticle (and his not-quite-as-magical two other testicles), Zonard commissioned a codpiece to be constructed of the strongest metal he could buy with the change in his pockets. Amazingly, the zocodpiece survived The Sundering (how is an uncommon debate among many scholars, and it is widely accepted that the zocodpiece simply did not feel like breaking), and is kept in the attic of a hut in the region of the Magic Sword Kingdom.